Your Guarantee

If you are not completely satisfied with this product, please return the uneaten portion; Include a 3x5 notecard with your name, adress, blood type, criminal record, dental record, Beatles record, phone numbers, irrational numbers, binomial theorums, tax forms, and before, during, and after photos (8x10's please). Then write a short (500 words or more) explanation for your dissatisfaction, citing any examples of childhood trauma, teenage angst, or adult disappointments that could color your judgement about the product, thus causing you to get all whiny about it.

 

No... Really

All Dementia Graphics work and/or products is 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. If you are not completely happy, return it to us and/or contact us and we will
either make it right or return your money.

But, of course, If you are happy with our work, we would also love to hear from you

-and-

so would 100 or 200 of your closest friends.

 

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